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Make My Dick Hard Not My Life T-Shirt

Make My Dick Hard Not My Life T-Shirt

Regular price $27.99 USD
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This lightweight crew-neck tee speaks with a blunt, playful voice. Soft, ring-spun cotton drapes easily over relaxed fits, letting the vertical aqua-to-violet lettering stand out without shouting. Wear it to casual meetups, low-key pride events, or lazy days at home when you want to make a cheeky statement and spark a grin. The breathable, smooth fabric and neat ribbed collar keep the shirt feeling fresh through repeated wear. It pairs naturally with denim, sneakers, and a laid-back attitude — a wardrobe piece for people who prefer humor and honesty in equal measure.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printed details with durable sleeve and neck print options

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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