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I'm Just a Top Who Can't Host Tank Top

I'm Just a Top Who Can't Host Tank Top

Regular price $27.99 USD
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Light, confident, and a little cheeky — this sleeveless tank says exactly who you are without ceremony. The bold, centered lettering reads like a candid admission shared over late-night drinks: relaxed, self-aware, and ready to laugh about the logistics. Wear it to low-key hangouts, neighborhood bar nights, or queer community events where inside jokes land like warm high-fives. The airy fabric and retail fit keep you cool while the clean, monochrome design makes the message front-and-center. It’s for the person who shows up for the vibe, not the RSVPs.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent fiber blends)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with retail fit
- Side seams for structure and longer-lasting shape
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua; adult sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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