A soft, lightweight tank that speaks with a wink. This sleeveless top carries bold, hand-lettered text across the chest that reads: "I'M NOT A BOTTOM, I'M JUST SHORT." The simple black-and-white palette keeps the message sharp while the airy fabric and retail fit make it easy to layer or wear alone on warm days. It sits close to the body without clinging, has clean side seams for structure, and a tear-away label for comfort. Wear it to casual meetups, rooftop hangs, or Pride events — it’s a playful way to show personality without shouting. The tone is cheeky and confident; it lands like a friendly nudge from someone who knows themselves and isn’t afraid to laugh about it.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel - Side seams provide shape retention and a cleaner silhouette - Self-fabric binding around armholes and neck for a seamless finish - Retail fit with tear-away label; runs true to size - Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements
Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
