{"product_id":"dont-hate-masturbate-t-shirt","title":"\"Don't Hate, Masturbate.\" T-Shirt","description":"A soft, breathable tee that talks with a wink. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin while the clean, minimal typeface statement sits low on the chest—subtle from a distance, bold up close. Slip it on for lazy weekends, low-key gatherings, or quiet nights in when you want clothing that’s both comfortable and a little bit cheeky. The shirt’s tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette neat after many washes, and the tear-away label makes it comfortable to wear all day. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification add a responsible touch to an effortlessly casual piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g\/m²) for a soft, smooth feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF print options with durable sleeve and neck prints; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48118203187430,"sku":"76281926427474151735","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48118203220198,"sku":"22825102166567000776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48118203252966,"sku":"16362484880881393355","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48118203285734,"sku":"12293192410601197539","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48118203318502,"sku":"16442563263229305263","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48118203351270,"sku":"19827652905120540363","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48118203384038,"sku":"33063786657235675102","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48118203416806,"sku":"23718712784991776920","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48118203449574,"sku":"13191512530582447014","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48118203482342,"sku":"45701072932093037112","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48118203515110,"sku":"45199933664902551809","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48118203547878,"sku":"26728798304491126753","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48118203580646,"sku":"25313325031844990903","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48118203613414,"sku":"17353664320935715409","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48118203646182,"sku":"18275396984790700684","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48118203678950,"sku":"12193083469277345486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48118203711718,"sku":"71872601899909803303","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48118203744486,"sku":"23794544829092644754","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48118203777254,"sku":"75892891696259722224","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48118203810022,"sku":"97489256243789977812","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48118203842790,"sku":"17010607086219389189","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48118203875558,"sku":"22717467950212228881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48118203908326,"sku":"24702659594103464786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48118203941094,"sku":"33401882654702821220","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48118203973862,"sku":"21309993930782208712","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48118204006630,"sku":"21614370890925792201","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48118204039398,"sku":"12619393869927471492","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48118204072166,"sku":"10691927311532896288","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48118204104934,"sku":"11706841558418226718","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48118204137702,"sku":"20965352271807003822","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48118204170470,"sku":"21446319132878951844","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48118204203238,"sku":"10482398365172722968","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48118204236006,"sku":"80663110790529930486","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48118204268774,"sku":"17711686934848484316","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48118204301542,"sku":"17209372305742905872","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48118204334310,"sku":"10755390946682693288","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48118204367078,"sku":"18076281189233969350","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/3903\/2550\/files\/5244725851812661268_2048.jpg?v=1785876814","url":"https:\/\/topbottomverse.com\/products\/dont-hate-masturbate-t-shirt","provider":"Top Bottom Verse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}